Friday, January 9, 2009

flossing my teeth

I am sitting here flossing my teeth with a paperclip and I realized that this is probably a reason my teeth need so much extra assistance from a dentist.
I have a few good reasons for using a paperclip.

#1. I tried the little screwdriver in my desk and it was too long to fit in my mouth.
#2. I have tried floss but the floss gets frayed on my sharp poky broken teeth and doesn't help me at all.
#3. I have a piece of purple cabbage stuck in my tooth and purple cabbage pieces HURT.

So I am not going to tell the dentist I floss with a paperclip, I will just tell him I floss.

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