1. You know you're old when - someone asks you if you are your child's grandparent.
2. My heart is divided between city living and country living.
3. Sleep uninterrupted by baby is what I need RIGHT NOW!
4. I have felt the end of the toilet paper role in the middle of the night, I have known the depths of desperation to find a new role in the dark without leaving the seat.
5. Gah, won't these people stop making excuses for why they don't do their jobs?
6. Take a vacation as soon as you can!
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I’m looking forward to sleeping, tomorrow my plans include watch GSP in ultimate fighting and Sunday, I want to nap!