If I was...

If I was a month, I would be October - but only if I lived somewhere far enough south that the end of the month wasn't freezing cold like it is where we live currently.

If I was a day of the week, I'd be Thursday.

If I was a time of day, I'd be late at night probably around eleven thirty.

If I was an animal of the sea, I would be an angler fish.

• If I was a direction, I'd be West.

If I was a planet, I'd be Mars.

If I was a piece of furniture, I'd be a recliner rocker.

If I was a sin, I'd be lust.

If I was a liquid, I'd be mercury.

If I was a gemstone, I'd be an Emerald.

If I was a tree, I'd be a Baobab.

If I was a bird, I'd be a Greater Painted Snipe .

If I was a tool, I'd be a leatherman, but the thought of being a "tool" makes me laugh a little.

If I was a flower, I'd be a Carrion Flower because it's just wierd - not because I smell like something dead.

If I was a material, I'd be cotton.

If I was a kind of weather, I'd be a Lightening Storm.

If I was a musical instrument, I'd be a didgeridoo.

If I was a colour, I'd be be green .

If I was a word, I'd be "Sussurus".

If I was an emotion, I'd be gratitude.

If I was a fruit, I'd be a leetchee.

If I was a sound, I'd be the laughter of my sons.

If I was a body part, I'd be hands.

If I was a song, I'd be LA Song (This was VERY HARD to decide!)

If I was an element, I'd be Tantalum.

If I was an auto-mobile, I'd be a

If I was a food, I'd be Thai Mango Sticky Rice

If I was a taste, I'd be Umami.

If I was a scent, I'd be vanilla.

If I was a place, I'd be Deception Pass State Park.

If I was a mammal, I'd be a 

If I was a phase of the moon, I'd be waxing gibbous.

If I was berry, I'd be a raspberry .

If I was a book, I'd be 'The Lorax" by Dr Seuss.

If I was story, I'd be ... wow. I don't know how to even answer this one. I have NO idea what story I would be.... Shoot. I have to think more about this one.